Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, afterall, you might be missing out the joke of the century! :D HAHA!

So whats up recently?!

I have many proposals coming up.

One of it is this. John from the underwear department wants me to promote his .. RENOMA underwear.

That kind which he wears everyday without fail.

So I took his photo and edit till

<--- damn cool right?

From your sharp breast to muscular chest

From your flabby tummy to 8 pacs

From your jokes small arms to nice big ones

LOLOL TADA, this is the whole new john :D [ SUMPA ADVERTORIAL MATERIAL , EVEN ADONIS,JEANYIP,EXPRESSION,CENOSIS,SLIMMING SANCTUARY see already also stress]

Okay bullshits over. ;P

The weather is totally crap. I had my right armpit sweating and the left feeling so breezy and cool because my fan is blowing me from the left side. Then now it feels so uncomfortable, like one side's more heavy than the other?! LOLOL!

What made me feel better its the fantasy music that never fails to make my day. So I wanna specially thanks Yeo Zhen Wei, for introducing to me Dragonforce. :)

Trainings have gotten kind of slack for me. The feel's fading as this week goes by. Maybe cause I see non-proper attendance and people falling sick. I felt kinda pissed off with the weather at the start of the day so I'm gonna relax the day today and not go training.

It's a lovely day, super sunny with a great temperature of 32 degrees. Good for retards to roam the world, extremely good to do flag day if your school/society/association have brains in their butt like john's? John : "Cmon, touch my butt".

Anyways, its 8 more days till master series and ard 2 and the half weeks till taiwan race. It'll be solely an experience, though the better outcome will be back with medals :D

Mindy told me to go taiwan to eat chicken chop and mango pudding, cannot miss out.

Kaiyun told me to experience the earthquake, its kinda thrilling, but dont die there, she said it with a sad face LOLOL! Okay, I added words into her sentence.

For those whom went other countries and bought me presents before, this trip that I'm going, I'll return back with gifts, try lah hor?! :P Postcards/pen/magnets/keychains are said to be very sacred, I'll try to get some of those for you guys :D

Oh OH, and I found out pk's darkest secret yesterday, he's a gay :/ Quotes like, "OGEY OGEY", "YOU WANT KISSKISS?". Stupid crooked captain we have, or so everyone kinda appointed him as the captain, thus, Puay Keat the Short Crooked Captain* ROFL.

Okay, I should stop and introduce you people PK on my blog nexttime, for now, I go clean my right armpit, hes drenched HAHA!

Labels : taiwan, underwear.

Idlness is not doing nothing. Idlness is being free to do anything.

Okay, blogger is being an ass. Not accepting my updates and stuffs but nvm, i shall delete that post I had done early today morning.

So, I got sunburn today.Sleep and blogged-hop.
I roamed around and got news and stories of many...

Disgusted was what I felt. How could one gossip about his/her friend to seek attention?Acting like it doesn't know anything is the right way, but when one sees through it, it's like a joke, a good joke born to wreck havoc. It gossips so much that even if no one provokes her, it continues to do it till someone gets pissed off or start a verbal challenge with it. Trust me, such people deserve a footprint on it's ass. But for now, you can continue putting on the fake front, you'll just get ignored and sooner or later, no one, will trust you ;)

And another was one talking bout lies. How good and how everyone lied.I read and realise, it was true to a certain extend. Talking bout lying, I never lied, I felt guilty whenever I do so, but then we have people starting to influence you bout its just a white lie, theres no harm in it as long as both sides are happy with the situation and stuffs.But I started to lie, at the age of 16. This is true, but I rarely lie, it just doesn't feel comfortable.

Back to the topic, when I saw what it typed. Pathetic was the first word that came to my mind. Even though its work, but you just revealed that side of yours, which was downright pitiful. Hah, sometimes I really wish that people shouldn't be so full of emself and seek attention by painting striking colours in their own world and scribbling about to their life just to attract ......... .

I just damn hate dishonest people and "fake" people. They give me no trust in em and I don't believe you had no choice to take this route in life or you became like that due to your atmosphere. Its all up there, and ur heart, how you move on with ur conscience.

Dinner~OH, and dragonforce's fantasy lyrics never fail to make my day ;)

-out-
[FK i think its 3462362 times I've tried to blog today :/]

Labels : lies / attention seekers / feel.

It was beautiful and simple, as great swindles are.

Thats john, again, the retarded guy with the most powderful words.
It influences and it corrupts.
Let me tell you more about it :

First skill : You think you cool, you think you roxs? You sucks. Effect : Makes one cornered by his words cause he will penetrate your ego with his words and make you feel sad.

Second skill : ah zhua gong leh? Effect : When skill is turn on, no matter what damage you do to him verbally is useless, cause he'll become stupid x10 and don't understand you at all.

Third skill : Tell me more about coolness? or coldness? Effect : Makes you in a state of mind when you have to think of how hard is the link between coolness and coldness and you got so irritated and feel stupid talking to such a guy and "opponent" tends to become "emo"

Passive skill : UHHHHHHHHHHH~~!! ( high pitch ) Effect : Surrounding area people will lose focus and feel weak to attack, making the user strongest during the few seconds of effect. Only a 10% chance to activate, yet still dangerous.

Ultimate skill : YAY MAN, C'MON MAN! Effect : "WARNING!" Corrupts and makes an area of people to go chaotic, losing their concentration and going bonkers. Very deadly and hard to avoid. Its better to not provoke him to use it O_O?!

Next, 's Shawn, or Sean.
The most lazy guy, yet hardworking.
Likes to metamorphosis into Ah Wang and call people ai da ge, or fei da ge or anything.
Self taking photos is one of his hobby and he loves to sing.
Okay, nothing much to describe bout him, but he seem to not push himself much nowadays, wonder why I blog bout him, maybe I need people to tell him to push harder rather than wasting his time coming to training and just train normally.

Okay,

people, the second guy you don't wanna miss.

Yes, its alvin pang. Your favourite guy to go out with.
1) He loves to use the head of the paddle, and poke your asshole to make you feel horny and happy, especially john.
2) He loves to sing songs to make people laugh, especially pk.
3) He loves to instigate people to find problem with my brother. Okay, alvin you better stop "playing" my brother.
4) Dota, he'll thrash you flat flat, cause he got his skills from his shi
-fu, aka john, the master of rogueknight, drowranger and venomancer.
5) Last but not least, He likes to compare his chest with john, and comment on his sharp "breast".

LOLOL, if you have any enquires bout him, like wanting to know his number and such, please let me know,
I'm glad to help. :D

So how's today like for me: [its late so im cutting short, I need sleep, incase I need to go support rachel for her stupid bowling compy, at yishun, WTF?!]
Rushed down to take mrt to meet john at JE. Met up with alvin and crapped till outram when someone told me that I have a [_____________________________________________] so long grasshopper on my bed which every didn't dare to go near to me, on my bag. Sia lah, super scary I tell you I scare it jump on my
head lah please! but yeah, it didnt and I kept telling people to go

away from me incase the grasshopper jumped onto em and create a scene. Haha! John the fucking humji kia, kena nuked by alvin with " You so big size scare of grasshopper " LOLOL!! I kept turning my bag towards him and disturb him, he say the grasshopper was at the nearest to him and keep looking at him, so he super scare! LOL, he added on with, " You come my here stand lah, you know that kind of feeling,scary sia! " LOLOL Yeah, anws the grasshopper was good and didn't hop around till we alighted at kallang and john killed it, with his mighty swing of the paddle. WTF LOL, he really brainless one, killing such a sacred insect. Okay, it's a sacred insect to me. Then my friends told me that it might be my ahgong, he came to see me before the 49 days are over. But I think my ahgong's spirit should be smart enough to get out of the grasshopper body before john killed it. Then during training a hornet flew onto me and ya, might be my ahgong also. Then lastly, back at kallang mrt, on the way home, I saw a moth, maybe a butterfly, standing on those circle metal pieces for the blind to notice their direction. I guess, my ahgong just wanted to see me, see how am I doing and such before he really leaves to heaven. Goodluck ahgong, I promise you I'll lead a good life, and a honest one.

To bed, night, training at 2pm, 8am at orchid country club to support, wah this is busy-life-style-man! hehe, later~

Labels : Happenings, friends.

Another flaw in the human character is that everyone wants to build and no one wants to do maintenance.

Yes, thats what you're thinking at the moment. It my favourite board game, Chinese Chess.
One which brings me memories of many and life learnings. They say, every move you do, will show you human character and how one would react during real life situations. When you're cornered, attacking, provoked and losing sight of what's actually happening. Chinese Chess to me, taught me to how to access situation, and deal with things right. But of course, I guess I'm only good at using such RULES on the table with the chess board, still not bright enough to apply it in real life uh? :P

Anyways, I prefer this to english chess, maybe its due to influence thus I never really liked english chess. Cheers for the fella whom created this game :D

And I have a quote for people inventing stuffs :

" We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys "

hehe. coolness yea? :)

What's next on this blog.
Its just random but here goes..

J : How do you train up ur running?
A : Running.

I've been sick for awhile now. I've seen my colleagues in DB training super hard, telling me today's training's super duper tough. Wednesday's training too was super tough and I missed em both. Fuck, now I'm 2 trainings behind time and how am I gonna chase up :/

Andy : how can I train harder so I can reach back to the pace they're at?
Inner self : train harder.

Guess thats the only way uh?
Brain congested with thoughts, I'm out.

Labels : Chinese chess, life routes, hardwork, benefits.

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in, but hard to swallow.

So, how have life been like for me.
It's like sitting on a faulty OSIM massage chair.
It works, you feel relax, yet..

sometimes it just gives you a nudge too hard and you get a bruise

instead of enjoying the machine's service.

Okay, service does sounds abit wrong but.. anyways..
Yes, thats fengru with his long dick? HAHA super jokes.

It got even more fun when lech, the stripper, or the..

Like to show/touch-his-own-nehneh-pervert-man came to join in.

He started rubbing the hose and spray. You know what it means!!

It was orientation for the new guys I supposed and we guys have

a race today so we didn't train much. Mr.Lim's ZENG-ed car was

jokes as it broke down and thus, we slacked even more without

him around hehehehe!

Okay, another pic of lech, the good joke.
He just love to do stupid things, as we all know.
What's not tolerable is that he snatched my trademarks.

<--- means that the banana skin's his armpit hair.
Okay, its only funny if ure there, but.. to lech..

Your mom gave birth to a good joke! LOLOLOL!!!

Next's John.. the englishnoob and super horny bastard.
Look at his face and you know liao.

Super tard + jokes.

With english as chui as burnt paper..

over a few months of acknowledgement by a few..

John, I present you this..

You just made urself a nice pawn.
Why?

Because..

You buay liao gai and I'll tell you more about it when we meet

tomorrow.
Nice shirt by the way, I think alvin thinks so too ;D

Then we have PK, our fastest pump-er.
Cause he do pumpings so fast till.. we cannot liao gai.

So fast like people on the highway playing daidee, aka..

Kiam Long.
Okay, my face's kinda jokes here, cause he was doing pumping
as fast as the techno beat. Super scary and strong or~ :D

So how's today's race.

We made it to the semi-finals..

which's at tmr 9am.

Lets hope we meet some feeder team and can proceed to the finals

,pawn em and get some medals.

See john, don't you like this pic you horny fuck :X

You better kiss some abalone or twisties infront of me or I'll
never forgive you for destroying my umbrella.

Okay I'm off to watch ghost rider for abit and hit the bed.

Oh, and finally pictures are coming in again, repaired my phone :)

Lastly, thats the latest me, a messy guy with a messy life and..
messy hair and.. yeah, messy road ahead. Time to tidy up my life for abit, have a good one!

Labels: Race, jokes.

Two roads diverged in a wood, I..
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference.

It's a sad thing to see, one being the same, acting the same, not evolving after years.
Yes, I do pity such people and I hate to see them go the wrong way.
But the sad thing is that they're so short-visioned, they just can't see things in another view.
Talking bout keeping my word, it showed me how it KEPT HIS WORD of "serious" during a certain incident.

After learning much, or nothing much but his shitass personality, I discover that its just worth no more attention.

Frankly speaking, everyone already hated it's god damn attitude, one thing we lose out to it is the strength and endurance, regardless it reads this, yeah, am proud to say, its so far the most hardworking thing on the team.
But it just lack one thing, the thing up there. I just wished that the human mind is really like the computer, inserting a certain chip and it gains the knowledge and functions accordingly, but you see, I guess it's outta memory so words just can't get into it and it's too stubborn to get a new RAM.

Today, due to its faulty components, it went haywire and thus many got electrocuted by it's dangling wires. All kept quiet, so did I, but guess what, I didn't save the data well and thus.. there was a leakage and it ignite.

I actually "ate" the damage and asked for a "repair" with it. Guess what, it gave me a threatening ignore and sound like it wanted to electrocute me again. So..
from today onwards, it shall stay on it's own, please, start getting a new motherboard and have a greater vision, thats all I can say.

Is it really so hard to change one's personality or accomodate one, or just let this thing learn stuffs the hard way. Honestly, its too much of a

selfcenteredattentionnotseekedandgotangryandstillwantattention
andliketodothingsit'sownwayandtoobadwhennobody
followsitgetspissedoffandwannashowattitude?

jokes.. sigh~

Labels : personality.

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.

I learnt things from many.
Today I meet another guy whom I'll respect much throughout the rest of my life.
Even though we only met and talked for a few hours, it was good enough.

His surname's Low too.
He and I shared the same thinking.
Words or phrase of wisdom were given to me, some of which I already understand and he said im very intelligent, okay its a praise but yeah, I'm glad that i'm on the right track in life, and thinking wise.

He taught me..
- Its good to know, but you need not know.
- To understand and see things in different aspects and views, go through good -- bad -- good, and do not turn back anymore.
- You can say/do, whatever you want. But I give you my final decision.

Okay, going too deep into it. He's my dad's new worker, a guy whom have visions and trying to help my dad in his work. He fired lots of workers from my dad's company, but also got back alot of serious and hardworking ones.
Shocking thing is that, from 3-4 workers, mom told me daddy hired almost 20 workers and his factory's like a very busy place, busy earning money.

There're birds that make their nest in my dad's factory and everything, not those mynahs or crows you know, those sparrows, swallows<-- [wonder if i spelt it right] and stuffs. Its like the whole place's glowing with luck and such.

Yeah, next I met up with the DB-ers for dinner at cafe cartel then for a movie, caught untraceable, okay, in the end, they still traced him, so it didn't highlight the title of the movie. But its a good movie, viewers choice :D

Now, its time for bathe and bed. So, goodnight to you readers. Have a great day tmr, cause I bet mine's gonna be a superb noon hehe ;)

Labels : respect/Life-rules/cafe-cartel/movies

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

So how did we fare today?
Had a plate of super oily noodles before heading down to our destinated battlefield

Okay, so whats memorable..
the reservior, super memorable..
the intensity during the race.. omg, damn memorable..

The feeling of getting first placing in round 2, rapid charge.

super shiok i tell you, first placing always feels the best, even though we have people saying, second placing is the best placing.

Wah, really super pawnage I tell you, anws the results are :
First round : 3rd [ lane 5 ]
Fuck the Civil Defense team, bang our boat !@#$%^&*!

Second Round : 1st [ Lane 3 ]

Third Round : 4th [ Lane 5 ]
Wah, this one cannot blame, all of singapore's strongest rowers were inside.

Last round : 2nd [ Lane 3 ]

Yesyes, I know.
Buy 4D, 3142,2413,5353,3535, first prize confirm! :X

oh oh one more super memorable thing, alvin's SWEE LAH!! LOLOL, super boosting!

This post's kinda cock and messy but anws, the WARCRY!!
Seahawk - KEEYAH~! <-- Power up!
Seahawk - JIA~! <-- Eat! [ Aka Hunger to eat up opponents ]
Seahawk - SA SA SA~!!!! <-- Kill kill kill!

Sleep and training later on. Night fellas :D

Labels : Master-series/dragonboat

Why be a man when you can be a success?

I heard stories from a man.
He told me the life he had was filled with obstacles, curiosity, intensity and most important ... danger = thrill = fun.

Thats the "grand-theft-auto" life I always wanted to have.
To steal bikes late at night for transportation..
To bring weapons to protect oneself and meet a huge gang of enemies at some point of ur journey,calling for aid and everything.
Alighting from a bus and run to the destinated point, a deserted mental hospital, OMH, as police cars are always patrolling ard that area.
Then playing catching in that building, after which comes police, then the thrill of escaping from the police by crawling behind bushes quietly and OMG.

Have friends that come a long way and are true.

I'm gonna be too old for such things sooner or later, gotta experience em, I swear I must!
For now, its the "Master-Series" Race thats coming in 16 hours. I'm super nervous and excited already. :D

Today, we went for e youth olympic talk thingy at VJC, okay, of course there're lotsa familiar faces and!! pretty girls. But, most imptly, its the inspirational talk, not the dialogue sessions but how one achieves his goals, regardless of thru hardwork, talent, inspiration, motivation.

I still have this question in my mind, which's not answered by anyone.

A human body have its limits, its made up of flesh and blood. So when one's body reaches the peak, how can he improve. I heard that he/she can't improve anymore because thats the only standard e body can hold. So people start taking steroids to get to higher stages/levels. Is that even right, although its a dream for one to break a record and reach till the highest level, the world level, even if it means to destroy his life, just that moment of satisfactory, being the world strongest would be enough....

Labels : sports/body/race.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Incoming results about whether if im into path A -- Poly or B -- National Service.

OH man, sunday's my dragonboat competition.

Okay, thats all for now, im flustered over all these~

Labels : routes[life], dragonboat.

Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote,
And think they grow immortal as they quote.

He and I share a hideous past.
But what's different was that hes strong and worked things out.

I realised lots of his stuffs as we talked.
He longed his for love and never recieve.

Now that he is gone, he still wants it.
We cried as we talked.

Both of us shared the same thoughts, and everytime we shared the stories.
Tears fall and till now, it stings to think of it.

But now that things are done.
Life still goes on.
It's my turn now, to not regret like how he did.

I've to initiate first so that I wouldn't cry like him... years down the road.

Labels : For you to find out.

The clown's always happy with his makeup, and sad after a washup.

Why this title today.
Suddenly, after everything that happened, and nothing to keep me occupied except for the mahjongs, poker cards, I feel super left out and wasted once again.

I have so much time to think and think.
Guess what, after all this years of life, I really feel like a clown, with true friends that are maybe less than 2.

I try to make everyone laugh, enjoy each other company and in the end, once im used up, or they got bored of me, I'm a tool thrown aside and used by the next group of friends that come by.

Friends whom said, they dont relegate my status from their list and blablabla, I call,
waited for a return call, called again another day, and asked em why and they can just laugh and say oh I forgot, or, got meh?

Okay lah, maybe im abit too sensitive, but those friends are like, 4years and going and telling me im their good friend and such and i got all these shit.
Taste sweet and smell shiok?!<-- ignore.

Okay, bottom line, I feel unloved, not cherished, too sensitive, fucked up kid <-- andy.
So now what, tell me bout it~
Fuck this.

Labels : feelings.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

WARNING, super long wordy post.

Okay, time to blog bout the chalet.
Starting off, I went to visit the weak shit genevieve, woke up late and cabbed to GH
Okay, was kinda shock her friends were there so I kept quiet most of the time.
But aiya, glad shes fine.

Then lareina and her mum came so we chatted till ard 3 plus and went off to meet the DBs.

Caught them while pressing money at the ATM.
Then off we went to get our chalet, it was memories of a certain joke as e bus zoomed past my favourite canal. haha!!

Checked into our chalet, we decide to swim cause BBQ-ing time was gonna start.
Swimming was super fun, especially bei hun. We had swimming competitions, relay.
teams of 5, have to swim as fast as possible, the last will have to stand on top of the pool, and the other 10 will point at them and say " You're a loser! " The 5 will have to pull their ears and say " Yes I Am " infront of the whole public. HAHA, super funny.
Followed up the next competition is to see who can hold their breathe under water and swim the breathd of the pool. Okay zhenwei, john, bei hun, and chun yew were the noobs.
So they have to abide the rules, the new punishment. ROFL, all of em have to do 4 muscular pose. SUPER FUNNY, especially chunyew's nonsense pose and everyone sing for him the song.

I kinda lost my voice at the start of the day, then I had super bad news.
My ahgong can't make it anymore. I feel wasted and everything, all the bings-bangs , the bad kinds, just came 1 shot at me. I really want to go super emo and do what I've done like 2 years back.

Guess I held myself fine, super fine, no support no anything. Maybe emo at times but I'm strong!
Cabbed to GH and cabbed back after going through the ritual.

GOGO ah gong, Mr. Low Kheng Yam, bless me with a good result to get into poly please! Change these chain events of mine to a "windfall" kind! Thanks :)

Reached back, we had a YAM SENG shout with mr lim. Wah, that one also, depleted my voice. I held a chicken wing and screamed, that really release all my stress, kind of haha! Lucky the yam seng thingy came. Too bad, my plannings were cocked up, if not we could have the fire starting competition and bbq competition and everyone will get a shot glass of chilli water. But my punishment drink still had a chance to be used. I got 6 guys, kok ann john junrui jasper me and errr, i forgot the last, if im not wrong I think its beihun. Wah, let me call this competition e, " Be the fastest corn eater ". LOLOL, I can't believe I lost, never eat corn before man. So I drank the shitty water, and it literally burned my throat. Still can talk though.

Shawn junrui and kaisin thought my punishment drink was orange liquor. Jokes!

Next we had a beach walk and me fengru john alvin tried to abandon the 3 girls but crap, my feet got stuck in mud !%#@%@#^&@!

Meet up the with e rest, fengru and me decided to follow ignasia and sandra to their friend's chalet while we relax and talked. Haha, choosing the right time to emo for awhile is my forte ;P

Went back after that, guess what, JC was drunk and we had a conflict. But everything was fine after awhile. Mr. Lim was upstairs with his story telling while me and kok ann tag team VS bei hun and PK. Rofl, chinese gong fu and western boxing for the win. Thrashed em flat :X

Then we had a game, for the liquor drinkers. I wanted to drink sia, kok ann dont wanna see my skin go sluggish so I cannot drink, abit cock!
So the game's R-O-C-K, Rock! Give a question, rotate in any way, clap twice per answer and there you go. Loser drink a shot. Or a mixed drink. Haha quite fun when we had angda doing the rounds-hugging pot, Kokann fucking the pillar, with a koala on the tree style. Super jokes. Hit morning really quick, the night was fast wasted, I went off to get my yuan yang ice, tonic to keep me awake for awhile as I got onto alvin's vehicle with ignasia sandra and fengru and of course the driver, alvin.

Wooo, screaming out and doing nonsensical stuffs on the car. Blasting music and everything, right alvin? Hypnotise - You Got Me So Hypnotised Tha Way Your Body Rolling Round And Round . G_G

Went back after awhile and caught some sleep. It was needed for Day 2. Day 2 burned off kinda fast, no wild wild wet to begin with, we went to play lan. Okay, blasting music again, and lan. CS was funny shit. If you see camera of -Y-, you can see her anyhow spinning the mouse and shooting, ROFL, in the assault tunnel summore! LOL. Wah but sandra learn quite fast sia, got quite a high frag to start off. Haha fengru is a fucking camper. Nabei!!!

We caught spiderwick chronicals after that. You know, before the movie start, I rushed a chicken rice with zhenwei while PK ate mixed veggie rice. 5 mins, we cleared a meal and shared a green tea. lololol! Super fast meal, chose our own seats in the theatre, the movie began. Okay lah, I kinda like fantasy movies, especially when there're mythical creatures like griffin/gryphon, dragons, behemoths, thunderbirds, phoenix. Yeah, So that movie had one of the above. So I like it for abit ;P

Dinner after that, same thing, chicken rice again, im broke. OH! Before that, stupid john anyhow throw my E-Zone token into any machine so we started playing. Turtle!

We wanted bowling but everything was closing. So we went back to the chalet, some checked in and bathe, some went to watch chinese dramas, afew stayed out and eat ice cream, a whole tub of it. Then we went to arcade, and wooo Super fun, DDR ftw! John played a super fast mode, for me that is. I almost couldnt make it lah, haha, sweat like some pig tho. E fun lasted awhile due to the arcade have to close already :(

We chose a walk, to red house. Okay lah, the outside's abit eerie, heard there were changes made to the building and made it more like preventing for people to get it. Then we walked back to the chalet, nothing much cause some don't dare to go in.

So we slacked at macs and suddenly kok thought of an idea, to play e rock game again and punishment is to eat 1 apple pie. ROFL

The game started and we had champions like, fengru kaisin with 4 apple pie. haha! It was tons of jokes inside that circle. Next was cereal powder, chocolate flavour, we played zong ji mi ma. Haha 16 pacs only. We have shawn saying, wah the powder really damn nice to eat, and when he got the second packet, he was saying aye, super alot and disgusting, but still very nice to eat? LOL

Next was cup noodle with rose syrup. LOL, you have to eat it mamee style. The game, twister. Fuck lo, everyone had a super cool pose but lets cut short, I'm gonna have finger cramps sooner or later due to typing. Tada, zhenwei's the winner, but everyone snatched his punishment cause zhenwei said its nice to eat. LOL

we had a joke round of BLUFF, lolol! It was super funny, especially when you look at those people who can't bluff for nuts and when they bluff they have a very special way of talking or movement. HAHA!!!

Last round, indian poker, HAHA shawn is super suay, having 9 cups of syrup to drink. Haha that game really tests who you should trust and how u take pple's psycho. lololol!

I see shawn filling the rose to the brim, and pouring 3/4 of it before drinking, i see ignasia mouth touch the cup and pouring the rest whining, I dont like this kinda drink, I think i see fengru pouring also, and everyone cheating while drinking. LOL, aiyoo!!

We checked out early in the morning, sleep the way home, met up with charmaine, haha dumb sister, we sure have fate. Went home bathe and sleep till 7pm, went to ahgong's funeral and taught the kids mahjong. Yay, got kakis liao. song~

Bah, conclusion, to scream, to have fun, to eat, really releases the emo mode and everything. Smoking is outta the question man!
And the chalet's kind of a success, fer me to say, I see quite a few of steady pple so it was really fun.
Sad thing is my handphone camera spoil so we don't have photos here :(

Anyways, berenice im okay, hehe.
I now present you - Fireflight - You Decide.

Labels : Chalet, setbacks, emotion-controls, laughter.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

Early today, somehow 12hours ago, I had a talk with a friend.
If its years ago, the talk would somehow end me with feelings thats mixed yet positive.
No matter what, through any ways of communication, by mouth or computers, it would've brighten up my day, for months.
From her, I really upgraded myself alot, its good and I ain't stopping. :)

From 12-18, its been a long walk, its tough but endurable.
Many things happened throughout the talk.

I chose my words wisely as I speak but I blurted out everything, it just have to all end there.
Regardless if the other party care/or not, the urge to say it all was there.

I was strong, I felt. But one thing I hated was..

Why didn't I had the same goal.
Why wasn't I born that way.
Why did you say everyone have a chance and when I tried ways to communicate with you, I never had e chance. I never ever had a chance, never. E climax was during the poly intake, and you disappeared right after you went in. Why did I stake everything I had onto it, I expected much but I just tell myself that its just a big gamble, with repeatedly thoughts of, its a 1% chance, though you can try it out. Why couldn't things be worked out, just because we're different. Why is it that because of your perception, I had to go along with it. Why won't I say "no, sorry wouldn't work. "
Why am I such a cock sucker. Fuck off andy, srsly.

The name fuckeroo was how it started off and you loved it, Andy.
Your heart's have a scar inscripted on it, it sucks but just move on.

Yeah, so im moving on, with no aids, with broken legs, I'll just drag my way through this part of my life.

Emo, is just jokes, but its needed at times i guess. Oh wells, i need a breather.

Labels : emo. that life.

There is no remedy for love, but to love more.

Okay, so sup with ma life.
incoming big events, trainings as usual, self trainings.
benitta's BBQ. kinda last minute but yeah, going. at east coast, hohoho, i wonder what can i do ;P

Then inc chalet. and maybe some more outings.

Talking bout self training, here comes :

Project : Rain Run.

Description : To run from home, Bukit timah, To Dover ITE, near Singapore Poly.
Attire : Shoes, and running gears.
Distance : ownself calculate.
How to do it? : Determination. Okay I'm off for Rain Run. Cya dudes at the gym and take care friends, its a cold weather.

Please pray that I won't slip and fall :D

Labels : Rain Run, incoming events.

It's not true that life's one damn thing after another, its one damn thing over and over.

I'll post up the photos of sentosa soon.
Today was hella a day.

With john's pik piak pik piak to rolling down the slope of sands, swimming , rugby soccer bball and many many more. It one of the worst sunburn I ever had. Oh, not forgetting alvin's cock talks.

Super hilarious, played from like 12pm-5pm. Okay, originally, I thought I would only burn out after afew hours, but who knew after rugby, our first game, I was panting like shit already.

Okay, I was hyper active myself, enjoy the beach and stuffs so tada, you have a " Ithinksleepingismyfirstchoiceatthemoment" right now.

Goodnight ;)

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell em Benjamin Franklin said it first. <-- Lol~

Okay, quick/brief recap bout life :
1) Think I did well for my trial last week, taiwan race trial~
2) moving on with life, tho the roads are bumpy at times.
3) Feels like I'm running out of time with the inc events but actually I'm just too good at wasting time.
4a) Bballing as usual, violent kinds :D
4b) Watching Step Up 2 on youtube feels kinda shiok~ :X
5) Last but not least, I still love the feeling of "competitive"

Berenice : Sashimi awaits :X
Ellis : I'm free anytime, restaurants ftw~

To sports , as always..
-signing away to CCK-

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

The above movie, 's Gridiron Gang, a true story, with very inspiring scenes, the motto states "one goal, a second chance ". Really teaches how should one react/learn in life and such.

An awesome movie, MUST MUST!!!! watch!

Well, so what happened during this while.

1) Charmaine's a hot babe, okay I didn't say that, someone else did, but yeah adorable ;P

2) I'm burnt out day by day due to basketball or training or cross country runs.

3) Watched HBO's gridiron gang, altogether I think I've caught it 5 times. This show too, 's one of my favourite movie. Inspired me and, okay men don't cry, but yeah I think my eyes felt watery, or maybe its just due to the yawning haha!

4)Bball, violently<-- note, I'm no longer mr.nice, just jokes.

5) and that feeling that comes with the atmosphere, okay I don't know what i'm saying either haha!

So today :

1)I had my dragonboat time/fitness trial today. I think I did fairly well. Hope they'll elect me into their top 20 and go for the incoming taiwan race.

2)I had lunch that cost me 15bucks, as always, I'm a glutton.

3)To the sofa, I'm off to bed, super tired!!!

I think I'm missing out some stuffs, haven't typed them down but anws, sleep is more impt!

I wanna share this song with you guys, I've been listening to it for 3 days straight, its..

Nickelback - If everyone cared.

From underneath the trees,
we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
[Chorus:]If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died

And I'm singingAmen I, Amen I, I'm alive
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive(I'm alive)

[Chorus x2]

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
When nobody died...

[Chorus]We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day when nobody died

Labels : nickelback, dragonboat, inspiring movie, feelings.

What I've always wanted..

I dreamed, I stressed, I never achieve.

Anyways, I'm still trying. Movies like this, Glory Road, Gridiron Gang. These 2 really boost up my feelings once again. I know, its my journal so its for me to type whatever I want.

All I've always wanted, is to become somebody, from a nobody. Such movies really makes me super inspirated. A bunch of useless fools, going all the way to the top. Yes, such things comes like 1 in a million, but, who knows, you might be the next crew. I hate to do things just for the fun outta it. Competitive games really brings you to the limit, makes one the extraordinary.

I just wanna get out of the life that i'm stucked in. I wanna join the national team for dragonboating. I wanna make a name for myself, just once, not a notorious one, but one that brings fame and am proud of.

Recently, many things flashed through my mind. Valencia said im philosophical. Such thoughts really make me toss throughout the night. I know, im the sort that things alot , like what will happen and such and make myself uneasy. Can't even protect my own future atm, and im caring bout how others feel and such. Bah, ignore this paragraph haha.

Yes, that hall of fame, the one who upsets the community/association with the shocking triumph outta no where.

That's just what I want..

Maybe then, I'll settle down and set new goals.... [ To training, time to work doubly hard today, to break or faint or whichever, is expected ]

The golden rules is that there're no golden rules.


OMG
Yes I know, its sashimi fiesta!

Went out with nick's poly mates and..
feast on japanese buffet!

18bucks and I can order as many sashimi and many others.
Really, its the best deal you can find. 5 pieces for 5.90.
But see how many pieces are there. theres 25! LAH!!
Crazy, totally!

Okay, so i skipped the 2.4 training after the meal.
I don't wanna vomit out my sashimis ;P

Okay so the next week pictures are..
Me and the cwdb went for the olympic annoucement.
The annoucement that will finalise whether if mexico
or singapore wins the ground for the 2010 olympics.

And yes, singapore won! Okay, it will matter to me during 2010.
From today, REALLY today onwards,

Dragonboat will be priority, I wanna go in the National team.
I was really fired up and filled with ... " I want to win a medal for myself " mood.
Okay, maybe it was abit exaggerated.
Yeah, we're jumping on the chairs and dancing with the beat.
Oh , to yusoffians, JJC was the like leaders for the thing. Then
have to make you dance and such. And yes, apple was the leader of the leaders.

Okay, I was crazy, scream and jumped on the chairs
It felt like singfest. HAHA!

then spraying water and such. Oh! And we took photos with 2 angmoh ladies! HAHA!!! Really hilarious, but if I didn't go initiate,
doubt we will get to take the photos with em. Its in the straits time, I am not inside :( Like only 20cm away nia lor!!

Outta voice, smelly, tired, jaded, went for dinner and headed home.

It was a great day. Its over tho..

Now its time to pia again ;)

We're not lost, we're locationally challenged~

Happy belated VALENTINES to all. I know im 2 days late but please endure with it. Training kills e whole day as I get burnt out so badly.

I don't really have the time to play my computer games as often anymore.

I try to play abit of bball when I have the time.

Jogging is out of the question.

Now what I'm interested is piano!!
I'll master this piece - Ballades pour adeline. Give me a month.


Once poly accepts me, I'll go into grade-learning.
I'll make piano-ing a passion :D

Should be able to do cope well!
Okay, to what happened on VDAY!

Yes, its shaw's hoshigaoka.
If it wasn't because of the lack of cash, I would've ordered page
2 and 3 liao lah! :X haha!
Yea, that tub over there with sashimi, cost us 18.80.
8 dollars of sashimi, 10 dollars of ice. DAMN NICE OR~

I feel cheated, anyway, the sashimi is super fresh, damn damn nice lah!!!!

Then comes our... err
GOMOKU BENTO![ I think i spell i right ] 22bucks only. I mean, I wasn't full :\

HAHA okok, yes, then they say, we should take a photo.

Why?

To spite jo, I think its zh say one. So anything, jo, you go find problem with him, thanks :)

My dish was good, got potato, chicken, eel, fish, mushroom.
Bah, wth, its like a full package.

Just that, I drank their green tea till I felt full :X

Ya, you can't blame a guy who can have 5 plates of chicken rice..

For just dinner :P

Jo, this "fuck :)" is for you, return you the mayo-fuck you gave me 53253262364 years ago.

So after dinner, zh want to go arab street to smoke.

Yeah, he was saying its dope shit
Okay okay lies.

Yeah, he went to find ming and gab so..
We decided to hunt jo at kallang's PA.
HAHA, I damn persistent, the guard was saying..
cannot ah, inside alot of foreigners and only performers are allowed and stuffs.
So I made a story, like, wah lau, uncle we came down from damn far to see my friend perform.

My friend even said that we can just go in then now liddat!
Uncle, we just stay one corner dont make noise lah.

In the end, we got in as Vistors, traded the EZ-link card. haha!
Wah, damn heng lah I tell you, that joseph was.. in the bus! Gonna take off to somewhere alr, luckily I saw his mischevious face at the window and he alighted. Heng sai, if not we really come in vain.

Tada, ming was saying jo's very sexy in that outfit LOL!
Straight nuclear. I like.
hehe, okay im off to get my richard clayderman/pachelbel/leo sayer CDs. Woots. Here I go!

Labels : Vday, japanese food, chingay.

Tv, is chewing gum for the eyes~

Ah yes, totally wtf. I had 2 days of training, as usual, its tough like XGADSGADCAHAWEGA. Cannot take it or..

Then its kinda stressing to do projects, and keep going to the toilet to shit.
Same thing goes for projects. Really damn irritating. And its not those normal shit lah, its those, you know, soft soft one, or super watery one. Okay damn disgusting but I have to say it. Must be the food or water that I consume recently. Maybe its the 50cents mountain dew, the one i drank 5 cups during training and resulted in this.

So, the effect from ytd's training still haven't wore off and we have to do 100 pullups again, sprint jog sprint jog for 8 times. Then intensive weight training and lastly 300 pushups. Im not bragging that I've completed everyting, but its really great to stand up after the 300 pumpings and sweating like it just rained , on you.

So tmr's the same thing and lastly,

Just now, at like 9pm, i boarded the damn 74 bus that jerk till my stomachache, returned.
Okay, maybe its due to the freshmilk, but nvm, blame the bus.
Then I alighted at ngee ann waiting for the yellow number buses, and guess what, none of em came, for the pass 15mins. So the "tummyattack" came kinda frequently during the 15mins wait, I decided to hail a cab. You know, 0 cab came to me, the uncle merely looked at me and like drive off. $#^$@TGSEGHSY$@T@, frustraing i tell you. Felt like changing the wave to a handsign.

Then this girl tried to snatch my cab, I was like , oei, siam thanks. When the cab stopped.
She got frightened off, of course, grzz, my shit wanna come out alr still wanna snatch my cab.

After that, I called my bro to get me dinner and for the firsttime, he told me homework > buying dinner. Fed up ah!! No dinner fer me, I'm like tired and ya, tired, and he didn't want to help me. I'm munching on redbean buns, crap, I think today's training abit wasted if I don't eat more.

Oh and lastly, I ran to the master bedroom toilet to , shit, again. Guess what, my mom was hogging the kitchen's toilet and she came scolding me saying I have no brains. Cannot wait then go shit. Wah, the shit's like alr coming out and she say wait, you know after I shit, she took like 15mins to come out of the toilet, I would've SPLATTER my "everything" on the floor and force her to mop it lah. WAHHHHH, fedup ah. Sleep is my only choice right now man.

byebye!

Labels : stomachache, weak stomach, shit.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

Okay, firstly, HAPPY CNY to everyone.
Secondly, I regretted supporting kenneth as banker for blackjack!

Cause he have to get duo As when I place my 10 bucks.

Haha "po cai", straight I lost 30bucks. Damn nice or..
It was like getting kissed by "cas" or staring at "mayxuen" or drinking a cup of "MILK"

[Thanks ah ming ROFL]

But oh wells, lets think on the positive way, maybe I'll gain something in other aspects of life.

And and

I wanna apologise to karma, please let me off this year, I promise i'll be the best kid in the country and stop being mean like viewing friendster :X

Yea, its a promise!

Thats right, I tonned at my friend's house for gambling madness, and going mahjong tonight~
Holy, just press 6 digits from a stuck up machine and I get cash for round 2! ;P

Besides, 12 13 14 15 16, these 5 numbers, i hate em LOL
Must be due to joseph's mayxuen lah~!!

Anyways, im in a rush, so im out for visiting and dinner, so...


HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT AHHH!!!!

Labels : CNY, gambling, huat zai :).

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

Okay, first of all, HURRAY to my 100' post.
Like finally or

Now to serious section. Training's now at e " endurance " level, again.
Due to my illness, of course, I pon-ed mon and tues training due to no other reason than that.

But of course, I can't just sit at home and talk to myself, so I went to bball ;P
Ah, yes, back to training. It's tough, its fun. Its heart-killing.

Okay, seriously, I was panting so hard like.. tsk.. like I gave birth to 10 babies.

Then maybe, due to my illness, I somehow couldn't take the training lor. But afterall, I completed it ;D

Comp was destroyed by my mom's awesome handiwork. I think she pour water into my monitor and now, I'm left with a usable CPU, like WOAH!?!

Really, I got so hot headed at the moment, she was like an armored knight, with shields on both hands, telling me. Eh boy ah, just now I dunno why, I use your comp awhile only then the monitor went blank and I replaced you old monitor but keep flickering.

You know, theres this sensitive thing bout my comp, whenever some other pple, uses it! Problems flow in like, ok singlish-fied, free one. My bro touched my comp and it kept hanging and hanging. Now my mum made the monitor defective. Nice or.

I was wrong, but that volcano inside me, yes, it's proven extinct, BUT, it erupted. Okay nice, I sweared infront of her like, it was just cursing, like... F*ck sia. Tell you all so much times to not mess with my comp, now what, Plasma tv cannot install PS3 due to your shows at this and that time. Then guoxin's laptop for him to use, you have 2 comps yet you wanna destroy mine then you happy lah!

Wah, damn direct, and I was slamming the components/wires/sockets like how kids used to throw their legoS. Damn frustrating to have such a scene at that time, all worn out, hungry, smelly, and the flickering monitor, ya flickering at me like its saying : you deserve it sucker. ARGH !@#$%^&*()

Pissed, then my bro's using his laptop and my mom, as usual, holding on to her 2 comps saying , " cannot use ah, my documents very important ". My comp not impt lah -.-..

This is my karma man, time to chant some scriptures and off to bed. Night!

Labels : karma.