Hey. I wanna share my PROFOUNDNESS..

Confucious taught the people ard him "f*ck you!"
Thats how this 2 words goes ard the world.
Nicholas said : Dont let china pple hear you or else they will go ...
Ni zhe ge tiu lei lo mo, wo shen shang you yi ba qiang, wo ba ni she si....
and me and rod were laughing all the way... lol!!!!! funniest shit.
Oh ya the new quotes:
Na...bei.
SIAK.
pu...ndeh HAHA!

crappy shit! Its like so wth lah hahah!!
Time to go for lunch. Ciao all. ;D

Zh f*cker SEH! HEHE

How could anyone's parents call his/her friends hooligans and stop hanging out with those "zhu peng gou you".

The minute my dad said that, I ignore him straight for the whole night. I went out,the fucking sight of him irks me. He called me at 3 plus am, I told him already, I'll be eating breakfast before heading home and then he shout into my ear through the phone. I've that urge to hang up already but I just kept quiet, tolerating his @#$%^&* nonsense.

My mum,whom supported me,reprimanded me too. Haha now my dad is home, she doesn't dares to protect me/go against my dad. Nabei,then act as if she never knew about me always hanging out late at night. Damn stylo I tell you. Piece of fuck!

I'm cutting it short, I'm not coming home till 10pm. Goodbye..

After six days of "don't feel like blogging" feeling came onto me..

I now feel like blogging. [Please understand what I'm trying to say]
Its like WTF luck came to me. You know what,I shall elaborate for you readers out there..

I, Andy, had my sole bone hit hard onto some hard thingy[duh] while doing some "heroic" actions and caused a slight crack right at the back of my sole. Darn, now I cant walk :/
I have to limp. Bloodly hell!! But that aint all..

JUST 15MINUTES AGO..
my friend just quarrelled with me over some stupid thingy.
He said I purposely guailan him. Its like WTH?

NO MATTER HOW VEXED I AM, I HAD NEVER EVER BUSTED HIM WHEN I AM IN THAT CONDITION..
even if I did, I would just busted him right infront of his face for fun,and recieve the punishment immediately..

Its like, hmm, I will complain to him about those freaking stupid pple that I met, THATS WHEN I AM VEXED. And about that phrase that I typed to him, The phrase i said was..

"then you wan to kill alot of creeps and get top score meh/ah?"

I admit, its more of in a vexed tone, but why for would I scold you.
I REALLY SAID "hahaha nvm..." during the ending of the game.
ONE MORE THING, if I were to busted him, would I even sit infront of him during supper, ask him questions or try to talk to him. Would I even try to talk crap infront of him and laugh about it. I seriously don't know why did he give me that blackface when we finished lan. Lim sat beside me all the while. He saw me like scolding at the computer screen, then whenever I do something wrong, I would just scold myself, hit my forehead. THATS ALL..

I WANNA SWEAR, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG?
NABEI I SWEAR I NEVER KP U Yongxian. Its really up to you to believe it or not....
If I were to guailan/xialan/kp you just now, I would be better off dead..

Early morning today. At 1am plus.. there was this dragonfly flying ard "the light that hangs on the ceiling".

It made so much noise that I turned off the light so as to attract it to the light outside my house.
[Well, arent insects attracted by light?]

Today morning [10am], I witness its death as it used its last bit of strength and finally collapse.

I wonder..
Did I do the right thing....
Did I cause its death....
I wonder..

Welcome to 12am Andytimes. ;)

Phone ran outta batt in the morning. Bullshit! Oh wells,charged it up for 10minutes and I used it for half a day. I'm like so pro lah [ hohoho ]

Went to Jurong's swimming complex. Bad memories of that place.
Remembering the firsttime I went,wah the water salty like cow!
The water wasnt transparent or blue. Could compete with kallang's water.
Dirty like F***! I fell sick the next day after going to that pool.

Well I was young. Now I'm strong,good immune system. I'm tough,durable.
Was called the Andygeizer. [Guess whats that?]

There,played the wave pool,lazy pool..etc..
AH I enjoyed the slide the most. Haha was like screaming forever in that tube till I finally saw light and Im out!
Nicholas that si gina,never wait for me finish the slide then go in already. I scream,he scream. LOL I love that part exceptionally. Wave pool was alright, got poked at the asshole. Joseph another one,turban! Hahaha!

Then, at the lazy pool. We sabo each other and force em to position under this water fall thingy. Its quite painful so yea and the usual nonsense that made the outing fun. There was one part where i didn't know what i was doing. I closed my eyes and walk blindly onto the edge and theres ANOTHER bruise on top of my left eye with a cut. HOLY COW,when will accidents stop happening on me?!!?!?!? !@#$%^&*()

can anyone pray to prevent me from getting injured again! I
promise not to be so clumsy again! :P

It was over. Bathing time.
Wah, bathe means bathe. What spray each other from one cuibicle to another. My undergarment was ...drenched LOL!

Thats the end of the swimming part. Time for lunch at ard 2 plus. Rodney told us about this damn nice ba ku teh and "cheegen" rice at this particular coffee shop nearby. But true enough,the ba ku teh was voted nice and "cheegen"'s rice smells real great. Haha. I had nasi lemak with curry. "WOW!"

Got home at 4 plus. Slept. Mum ordered pizza hut for dinner.
Rest,relaxed..Its time for Dota..till i sleep....take care readers!

Please stay tuned for the next Andytimes.
I hope you enjoyed my nonsense *Bows*
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WAH!! I allowed this bloody popup thingy cause I'm unsure of the spelling of a word[HEEHEE]..AND I HAVE TO REWRITE EVERYTHING!! :/

Exams are over. Holidays here i come!! YAY!
Cut through ngee an,home,changed,din bathe :X,ran from my house to bukit batok. Ah,I was feeling happy and energetic for a certain reason!! [I'll might you if u ask me :P]
Reached the court, was panting like a mad cow then it was bball!

DARN!!

Had another fall today. Notice the "another". Its the second time I fell down while playing basketball at this particular court for the second time?..get it? :)
I was in the air when i collided with my friend,lost balance when I landed and I tripped while trying to regain balance. It was a awesome fall,really.

Remembering the firsttime I came to THAT particular court,it was like a week ago. I fell while playing a full court game. I wanted to win so...

I CHIONG-ed. As in I charged from other side to that side i was attacking. Sounds confusing eh? You're just dumb if you don't understand. :D

Just as i was reaching the ring..
was just this one two steps close..
my left leg was upfront..
my knee jammed..
couldn't bend it..
fell..

Tada..I accquired bruises[the most painful bruise was at the ass,ONE BIG BRUISE]/cuts/pain at the jaw,wrist and a blister which is on top of the toe!!
Thats the right side of my body. Left? Neck pain and that jammed knee.
TODAY,I mean yesterday since its already 4:44am now. I fell again, wooo~! There another bruise overwrites that old,haven't recover bruise on my ass. I could feel the lump :'(. Double the bruise,double the pain!
Wrist hurts as i clench it. I broke my wrist once, lets hope everything is alright..

Someone buy me a cushion/float, I've been sitting on anything with half of my ass. Or readers out there,if u can,bandage my right ass for me? It hurts :'(

Haha dinner and yes went to market to meet up with another group of friends.
Chatted from 9 plus till 1240am. SHAWN ITS 1240AM!! HAHAHAHA!!

Right,time to hit the sack! Tml's a long day i guess....

I still cant believe i started a blog,but oh wells. I did =D.

Ah! Let me start...

Had a boring morning i must say. *Skips*

61 came the minute i reach the bus stop but damn that 74,it took 5minutes!! Okay, its just 5minutes..

And "one turn eye", Holy cow! I'm in the classroom with no one except the teacher playing solitare. Then it was revision, one on one. My, I am quite confident for that last paper tomorrow. Well,please bless me with a 70/100, I promise i would stop saying fuck for a day..*throws 5cents into the well* [grins]

Then had lunch myself when my dragonboatcumswimming teacher called. He started off with,

teacher: andy you bloody hell,you how long never come training already.

andy explains: wah lau. tests hits the training day for 3 weeks and my slipper tore.

teacher: i dont care,are you coming down tomorrow?

andy: no got test,final exam.

teacher: i dont care you already.

andy: but i friday coming down for swimming training...

Ah,im going back to ite's swimming team. congrats me yeah? =D *Heard that the team have a couple of pro female swimmers, hope i dont embarrass myself on fri*

Then it was KAP..had some last revision so as to appease myself that i studied quite alot for the day. It rained, I couldnt just sit there and yeah..wait, so home i went.

THIS IS WHERE I FEEL LIKE
TEARING MYSELF APART..

Bloody comp hanged 4-5 times before i could even login to msn..[3+ pm]

AND when the comp stopped hanging, i tried logging in THAT !@#$%^&*() msn, and theres this what service unavailable thingy..till now!! [1040pm]

I was bored, went to bully my lil bro..smack him hard with pillows..got tired of it and now im trying to type every shit i experience today into my first blog. So no life la,give me something better to do!

Bah~! what a day.

I can just go and die.