It's the dull man whom's always sure, and the sure man whom's always dull.

Today's a awesome day.
I experience a first time coaching that earns big bucks.

and yes, its real eye candy :D

Labels : coaching.

Self quote : If only a broom could clear the mess in the world, like how it helps in the house.

Here we have people trying to maintain.
There we get people creating troubles.
We're so close to restart this "life" and setting in rules and proper methods.

And the problems never stops rolling in.

One just have to be able to take it, have the patience.
I just don't think I can do it, everyone's selfish.
Fuck off.

Labels : troublemakers

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, afterall, you might be missing out the joke of the century! :D HAHA!

So whats up recently?!

I have many proposals coming up.

One of it is this. John from the underwear department wants me to promote his .. RENOMA underwear.

That kind which he wears everyday without fail.

So I took his photo and edit till

<--- damn cool right?

From your sharp breast to muscular chest

From your flabby tummy to 8 pacs

From your jokes small arms to nice big ones

LOLOL TADA, this is the whole new john :D [ SUMPA ADVERTORIAL MATERIAL , EVEN ADONIS,JEANYIP,EXPRESSION,CENOSIS,SLIMMING SANCTUARY see already also stress]

Okay bullshits over. ;P

The weather is totally crap. I had my right armpit sweating and the left feeling so breezy and cool because my fan is blowing me from the left side. Then now it feels so uncomfortable, like one side's more heavy than the other?! LOLOL!

What made me feel better its the fantasy music that never fails to make my day. So I wanna specially thanks Yeo Zhen Wei, for introducing to me Dragonforce. :)

Trainings have gotten kind of slack for me. The feel's fading as this week goes by. Maybe cause I see non-proper attendance and people falling sick. I felt kinda pissed off with the weather at the start of the day so I'm gonna relax the day today and not go training.

It's a lovely day, super sunny with a great temperature of 32 degrees. Good for retards to roam the world, extremely good to do flag day if your school/society/association have brains in their butt like john's? John : "Cmon, touch my butt".

Anyways, its 8 more days till master series and ard 2 and the half weeks till taiwan race. It'll be solely an experience, though the better outcome will be back with medals :D

Mindy told me to go taiwan to eat chicken chop and mango pudding, cannot miss out.

Kaiyun told me to experience the earthquake, its kinda thrilling, but dont die there, she said it with a sad face LOLOL! Okay, I added words into her sentence.

For those whom went other countries and bought me presents before, this trip that I'm going, I'll return back with gifts, try lah hor?! :P Postcards/pen/magnets/keychains are said to be very sacred, I'll try to get some of those for you guys :D

Oh OH, and I found out pk's darkest secret yesterday, he's a gay :/ Quotes like, "OGEY OGEY", "YOU WANT KISSKISS?". Stupid crooked captain we have, or so everyone kinda appointed him as the captain, thus, Puay Keat the Short Crooked Captain* ROFL.

Okay, I should stop and introduce you people PK on my blog nexttime, for now, I go clean my right armpit, hes drenched HAHA!

Labels : taiwan, underwear.

Idlness is not doing nothing. Idlness is being free to do anything.

Okay, blogger is being an ass. Not accepting my updates and stuffs but nvm, i shall delete that post I had done early today morning.

So, I got sunburn today.Sleep and blogged-hop.
I roamed around and got news and stories of many...

Disgusted was what I felt. How could one gossip about his/her friend to seek attention?Acting like it doesn't know anything is the right way, but when one sees through it, it's like a joke, a good joke born to wreck havoc. It gossips so much that even if no one provokes her, it continues to do it till someone gets pissed off or start a verbal challenge with it. Trust me, such people deserve a footprint on it's ass. But for now, you can continue putting on the fake front, you'll just get ignored and sooner or later, no one, will trust you ;)

And another was one talking bout lies. How good and how everyone lied.I read and realise, it was true to a certain extend. Talking bout lying, I never lied, I felt guilty whenever I do so, but then we have people starting to influence you bout its just a white lie, theres no harm in it as long as both sides are happy with the situation and stuffs.But I started to lie, at the age of 16. This is true, but I rarely lie, it just doesn't feel comfortable.

Back to the topic, when I saw what it typed. Pathetic was the first word that came to my mind. Even though its work, but you just revealed that side of yours, which was downright pitiful. Hah, sometimes I really wish that people shouldn't be so full of emself and seek attention by painting striking colours in their own world and scribbling about to their life just to attract ......... .

I just damn hate dishonest people and "fake" people. They give me no trust in em and I don't believe you had no choice to take this route in life or you became like that due to your atmosphere. Its all up there, and ur heart, how you move on with ur conscience.

Dinner~OH, and dragonforce's fantasy lyrics never fail to make my day ;)

-out-
[FK i think its 3462362 times I've tried to blog today :/]

Labels : lies / attention seekers / feel.

It was beautiful and simple, as great swindles are.

Thats john, again, the retarded guy with the most powderful words.
It influences and it corrupts.
Let me tell you more about it :

First skill : You think you cool, you think you roxs? You sucks. Effect : Makes one cornered by his words cause he will penetrate your ego with his words and make you feel sad.

Second skill : ah zhua gong leh? Effect : When skill is turn on, no matter what damage you do to him verbally is useless, cause he'll become stupid x10 and don't understand you at all.

Third skill : Tell me more about coolness? or coldness? Effect : Makes you in a state of mind when you have to think of how hard is the link between coolness and coldness and you got so irritated and feel stupid talking to such a guy and "opponent" tends to become "emo"

Passive skill : UHHHHHHHHHHH~~!! ( high pitch ) Effect : Surrounding area people will lose focus and feel weak to attack, making the user strongest during the few seconds of effect. Only a 10% chance to activate, yet still dangerous.

Ultimate skill : YAY MAN, C'MON MAN! Effect : "WARNING!" Corrupts and makes an area of people to go chaotic, losing their concentration and going bonkers. Very deadly and hard to avoid. Its better to not provoke him to use it O_O?!

Next, 's Shawn, or Sean.
The most lazy guy, yet hardworking.
Likes to metamorphosis into Ah Wang and call people ai da ge, or fei da ge or anything.
Self taking photos is one of his hobby and he loves to sing.
Okay, nothing much to describe bout him, but he seem to not push himself much nowadays, wonder why I blog bout him, maybe I need people to tell him to push harder rather than wasting his time coming to training and just train normally.

Okay,

people, the second guy you don't wanna miss.

Yes, its alvin pang. Your favourite guy to go out with.
1) He loves to use the head of the paddle, and poke your asshole to make you feel horny and happy, especially john.
2) He loves to sing songs to make people laugh, especially pk.
3) He loves to instigate people to find problem with my brother. Okay, alvin you better stop "playing" my brother.
4) Dota, he'll thrash you flat flat, cause he got his skills from his shi
-fu, aka john, the master of rogueknight, drowranger and venomancer.
5) Last but not least, He likes to compare his chest with john, and comment on his sharp "breast".

LOLOL, if you have any enquires bout him, like wanting to know his number and such, please let me know,
I'm glad to help. :D

So how's today like for me: [its late so im cutting short, I need sleep, incase I need to go support rachel for her stupid bowling compy, at yishun, WTF?!]
Rushed down to take mrt to meet john at JE. Met up with alvin and crapped till outram when someone told me that I have a [_____________________________________________] so long grasshopper on my bed which every didn't dare to go near to me, on my bag. Sia lah, super scary I tell you I scare it jump on my
head lah please! but yeah, it didnt and I kept telling people to go

away from me incase the grasshopper jumped onto em and create a scene. Haha! John the fucking humji kia, kena nuked by alvin with " You so big size scare of grasshopper " LOLOL!! I kept turning my bag towards him and disturb him, he say the grasshopper was at the nearest to him and keep looking at him, so he super scare! LOL, he added on with, " You come my here stand lah, you know that kind of feeling,scary sia! " LOLOL Yeah, anws the grasshopper was good and didn't hop around till we alighted at kallang and john killed it, with his mighty swing of the paddle. WTF LOL, he really brainless one, killing such a sacred insect. Okay, it's a sacred insect to me. Then my friends told me that it might be my ahgong, he came to see me before the 49 days are over. But I think my ahgong's spirit should be smart enough to get out of the grasshopper body before john killed it. Then during training a hornet flew onto me and ya, might be my ahgong also. Then lastly, back at kallang mrt, on the way home, I saw a moth, maybe a butterfly, standing on those circle metal pieces for the blind to notice their direction. I guess, my ahgong just wanted to see me, see how am I doing and such before he really leaves to heaven. Goodluck ahgong, I promise you I'll lead a good life, and a honest one.

To bed, night, training at 2pm, 8am at orchid country club to support, wah this is busy-life-style-man! hehe, later~

Labels : Happenings, friends.