HOW A SHIT TRANSFORM INTO A PRETTY SHIT..


If you guys ever wonder who this "shit" is..
Well..
Its the one and only..
girl whom help me with blogger and thus..
I'm gonna post about her today ;DD


See this?!
Yes, if you're ever wondering..
whose ellis -"les baby"<-- [she help me update my profile @#$%^&* one] <-- yes thats her..
HAHA and I purposely took the ugliest..
Gold-fish like
Photo HERE TEEHEE..
AHH she was such an UGLY before AHAHAH :XXX

BUT....

Look at how much she transform..
that highlights my post's title today..


Ellis, now I'm really confident..
That guys will start liking you..
If it was lasttime,
Guess you will scare all the guys away AHAHA :X
So, congrats..
on your evolution
From shit..
To pretty shit ;D

Well done ellis, I'm proud of you m(_ _)m! Tralalalassss~~
p.s. 10 years down the road, if you were to come back to this post..
I bet you will be Laughing your ass off HAHA!

This picture's to all yusoffians that graduated already..
AHAHAHA holy, remember the times when we go into the G.O.
and see that picture.. with Mrs.Lim and another guy shaking hands..
With her overwhelming lipstick all over her mouth..
and that greedy freak [ mrs.lim ]..
always telling us to donate money for some unneccessary things
then buy some dress that reveals so much of her flesh..
with the meat bulging out
and still..
shes smiling so hard..
cause only she thinks shes beautiful that night. HAHAHAHA..

Woots.. Thanks to ellis to take this photo, ignoring the guy beside her :P



Time to go!


Btw,
Photo sponsored by : Ellis *** ** **

Hehe Good Day~!

Its been a long time since the scattered pieces were fixed together...once again...

Peasant : Ready to work, sir. >:)

We met up, after weeks of individuals busy with their own stuffs..

Haha it was still fun even though we just went for a meal..

I really missed the time everyone was like cocking 24/7.

Well, believe when its hols, we'll meet up and have fun like school days .. again!!

Introducing...

Joseph Oh Zhi jie! or ahbeng :X
The champion for the first year " joke of the year " contest!

With his " You wear my shoe lah! " LOL!
Joseph's a hottie that girls will swarm around him

and due to his charm..

Haha girls will smile/say hi/giggle when they walk pass him..

Ahhh..

HANDSOME SIAK!!

Guess he will win the second " joke of the year " medal with his new phrase LOL.. we'll see..

NEXT!! we have..

Nicholas Gwee Phai Kiat!

Aka the Godexterminatorcumpeacebringer [ WOAH! ]

HAHAHA!!!
Hes also a good singer .. really! :) Pro Vocalist SIAK!!
A guy whoms UNREASONABLE to me..
Can't beat him in arguing..
And his thrash talk, talk cock, @#$%^&* .. tok you flat flat! LOL.
Nick's also a pro gamer, you might want to challenge him in games..

But never try to talk reason with him, you never win .. and when he counterattacks .. seeya at 18th hell ;D


Following up!! ..
Its Rodney Tan Chiah Chek!
You can call him DareDevil too ;)

Hes the Mr. Outgoing..

The unexpected

and

Friendlyboy@hotmail.com :)

I dare to say, without rodney, the clique won't be as fun as it is. The firecrackers, the blasting of music at his house. The wiping mud on pple's windscreen cause accidentally step on mud.. ahahaa! and many more.. [ask me :)]

I choose you! ..
Gabriel Chan Han Rong!!

A really funny guy..brightens your day with him!

With comments that can make you laugh and jump till seventh heaven..

and hmm..

a steady person. Well, haven't seen him for a long time, guess hes busy with work..and stuffs..

Oh well, Mr. Fit-zai, do mix with us soon yea?! :)

Coming up!!..

Its Liu Mingshen!

Hes our clique's artist?!
His drawings and graffitti

are WOAH man!
Well, talented in drawing and spraying.

You could ask him to design some stuffs for you..
Believe you won't be disappointed haha!
Hes too another busy fella.

Well, lets meet up sometime during the hols!

Okay?! :D

AND!!..

Kenneth Lim Wei Rong!

well, what can I say about him?!

Hes Mr.anything.

and its true.. cause whenever you ask him something, he would reply you..

suibian lor, anything one.

A best friend to go out with.. seriously!! Breakfastlunchteabreakdinnersupper.. all ALSO CAN HAHA

Right..Mr. 46.. i mean.. 300 +++ ?! hahaha!

Then!!..
Its Lai Yong Xian!

Ahaha! Another guy whoms steady bom pee pee.

Bets soccer like free one. $$ alot only..

Oh ya! Hes also a clean person..

and get cramps very easily.. :X

Oh ya.. and the songs he listens are awesome ;D

Remember lasttime quarrel with him then never talk le..

At least now we're getting on better terms.. ahh.. feels like YAY!

TEEHEEHEE!!..

Last but not least..

Its Tham Zhihao..

aka Humcheehao/bullshitking..

With a record of say 10 things.. 11 things are fake..

The king of k@walx tYpii\lgx

Hor s-iiFux?! ^^

Dota JIN KIANG..

And not leaving out..

His FOREVER-BEING-HIMSELF attitude. The king of being late?! haha. You got the title "KING" for 3 aspects!

Kans! I don't even have one LOL!

NOT FORGETTING..

Joy Ng Xue Qi!

A very kiang girl.. whoms top student..

AND!!

[zh's dog :X]

HAHA

The more you don't want me to put you in this blog..

the more I will :P

Hehe, Joy 's believe to be a more ..

closer girl to our clique? guess so..

Well, shes a happy girl, always..

Hmm, had never seen her sad before.. so..

yea! shes just happy happy and happy :) stay happy? HAHA

Well, I hope that during the hols, everyone would take out some time and lets have an outing every week or something?? XD

All these friend really make up a big part of my life.

Without em, I think I wouldn't be what I am today?! Haha, and am proud to have them as my friends.

Die die also will cherish em alot HEHE!

Finally finish blogging.. PHEW~~~~~

Peasant : Jobs done ;D!

Howdy ;) again..

Finally, one week plus plus more and its freedom.
Freedom as in this month would be over alr, its a damn busycumtiring month.
Had my swimming competiton 2 days ago.

There were great swimmers from SIM,SMU,NP,RP,TP,NYP,SP...
not forgetting ITE , aka me :X

Haha. Well, according to my previous trainings and stuffs, I mean, the 9/10 trainings I didn't go, its believed that I would be last in any of the race.
So, I aim second position.. from the last ;P
HAHA DARNN.. actually lose to this person by 0.00.17s.
Cock man, if only I could do the turn and not touch and go method..
I wouldn't have pulled a muscle and be the second last.. AND IM PROUD TO BE SECOND LAST LOR~~~

Then went home, relaxed for an hour or 2 and out i go again..
This time we went some chalet at sembawang..
Hmm, the place's kinda eerie and looks like some abandoned mansion.
Didn't do much there, was just chatting, yakking, blabbering .. and ya..talking.

Then the dudes went to play mahjong.. from 10pm-6,7am. I was a newbie so.. HAHA my friend had to teach me..

Ok lah, it was quite boring and due to the competition earlier on, Im already half dead..
Slept, wake up everytime a new round starts [ The shuffling of the tiles was #$%@#$#@%^ ]

HAHAA finally it was like ard 7am when they decided to sleep.
LOL 3 person were snatching chairs, there were only 8 chairs in that mahjong room we rented.
So kenneth took 3, yongxian took 3 and shawn.. the fatboy only have 2. HAHA!!
He was like sleeping and sitting yet lying down. LOL.. Should have took photos!! DARN!

While me and zw, we slept on that carpet.. thats believed that it haven't been vaccuumed for 23523523534 years already. But oh wells, go home wash hair/body all over 3 times lor, right shawn? ;) haha

We took a cab down to sembawang mrt station and had breakfast at sun plaza's mac..
HAHA...
Shawn told me to take butter for him..
so I went to take.. and came back and sat down.. at another family's table LOL!
HOLY SHIT.. I was like "EH?! why everyone looks so different" and right infront .. [my table].. they were like stunned.

And shawn just kept laughing when I came back to my table.
Paiseh sia.. but really, I wasn't awake at all..

Went home, slept from 1-8.. had dinner.. and slept from 10-1230. Now I can't sleep :/
Tmr still got test. Sighh.. im signing off and gg study..

OH YA!! I LOST MY TOUCH OF PLAYING DOTA. I TELL YOU, IM DAMN SHOCKED AND TOTALLY ASFASDASGASFDASEWTREDSVSD!!!!!
ITS LIKE A NATIONAL SWIMMER LOSING HIS ABILITY TO SWIM..
except..
NOW ITS A NATIONAL DOTA PLAYER LOSING HIS ABILITY TO PLAY DOTA. [ AHAHA :X ]
ya but shit man! Gotta retrain then!

For now, mugmug!
Gone~ for a long time again I guess ;)

Weet ooo weets~ hehehehehe..

Guess what?! I picked up Sepak Takraw. WOOOO~~

Its damn fun lah, after my gums heal up..

I'm so ready to gamble my whole person

As in don't care the risks, just do the impossible HEH HEH!!

Wahaha, tmr gg dental again. Holy..

I've been eating meesua, tauhuey, porridge etc etc.. All the stupid soft diet food.

May I be free from that tomorrow.. and..

Chicken baked rice, Pineapple rice and all the deep fried food that I couldn't taste for the past 6 days..

HERE I COME BABY!!

AND AND, FINALLY, I CAN DO SPORTS AGAIN!!! Darn~!! 9 more days and its my IVP swimming championship. Its on the 20th and 27th at republic poly. Come down root for me if you can! Hehe!

[I still hope she will come down even though.. its not the same anymore haha]

Then Dragonboat trainings and my basketballing...

I miss em all man!!

Well, I may just not blog for some time again..

Please bless me to get into poly next year man!

Dinner time, more soft diet food, AGAIN.. Sii@l\ls \/\/o12sX

[Ellis - beg me and zh and we might just teach you to be the ultimate k@\/\/@iisX kii1) iil\l e \/\/o12l1) ;D

till then~

The wind blew me a message~

Before getting to my self-reflection

I want to whine about "it".

My operation was done without making me fall asleep, just numb.

Hows that! 4 @#$% teeth removed at the same time, same area.

Eyes covered, the operation started.

Violent tools were used for the wasting of my gums and extracting of those 4 bastards!

My head was like.. headache? and its throbbing.

Its just not a good feeling.

[To ellis : You lucky they make you sleep before operating]

The numbness wear off after 10mins and..

I SWEAR-ED infront of bro and mum. The pain was excruiating [ spelling correct?! ]

and it last for 3 hours before the pain subsided.

Bleeding still, till now, 327am, already 12 hours and it haven't stopped.

Been spitting,swallowing,mixing food and drinks with blood..

Well, my blood's yummy :X

Anyways! Self-reflection.. AGAIN~~

I sat at a corner and think.. twice? thrice?

I always find it such a waste to give up..

Not even a meteor shower, tsunami, typhoon could make me confirm my final decision

As I read her blog

she pends for the guy's message.

Well, I hope this guy brings her happiness to her life.

It ain't some "WAH, Andy Hero siaa" thingy..

I'm always the one initiating..

and short replies were given

[I admit, without her, I wouldn't come up with so much silly ideas, write such mushy stuffs, plan on how to suprise her, look for flowers that suits her name and laugh at my own creative-ness and thoughts on how to please a person]

But its just that clinging on makes me feel so miserable..

so, I find it no point and my decision is made..

I place this burden down and carry on with my journey.

Maybe someday, I'll come back and find it..

But definitely not anytime soon..

I let it all go~

[Joanna, if you see this,thanks for enlightening me. To you, it may just be some crap advice that you give me. But! To me, they're words of wisdom. Haha, I owe you one ;)]

This time, I do things for myself, for my future..

Whether I can get .... back or not..

I let fate decide.

Previously, I do things, due to movtivation and inspiration that comes from the thought of her whenever I'm stuck.. [ Haha! Shes sucha GREAT IMPACT on me ]

But this time, I'll use my wits and determination to subdue anything that comes in my way.

[My friends : Maybe you guys can just stop bringing up her name, its much appreciated]

Big fat world out there, Here I come!

The nurse at the dental clinic's pretty :X

TEEHEE!

Thoughts..
Its no use getting emo over stuffs, I already have this phrase " Emo is never a solution " in my mind. Its inscripted there and people out there trying to say i'm emo and stuffs, nice try?! You may go on if it makes you happy, Fucktards..

hmm, guess I accidentally blurted it all out..
and things are still going smoothly which seems wrong to me..
Its like theres something I need to do before its too late..
But I don't know what to do..
I can only sit, watch and pend for that thing to happen..
Sixth sense tells me that its not a good thing..
It just doesn't feels right..

Shes like sinking deeper, without anyone noticing except me..
Not that I'm observant but I feel it that way..
Intruding would cause mayhem..
But the more I want to avoid, the more I have the urge to help her..
It doesn't seems that she needs help..
But it feels like shes going to need help soon if she falls deeper into that abyss..
The best way would be she tells me/hints me that she needs someone to be there for her..
I would gladly be the one..
However, everything is fine for now.. I guess..

I'm just THINKING, I'm not getting emo, Fucktards..

Oh ya, I'm gg operation and pluck out 8 teeth tmr, turban, wish me goodluck man. I'll force myself not to sleep when the anasethic[HOW,ever you spell it] is injected..
AND ROD YOU WILL OWE ME 500 BUCKS IF THE FIRST INJECTION DOESN'T MAKES ME FALL!

AND AND..
The month's busy cause..
Dragonboat/swimming training :/
IVP swim champ meet coming.. Its on the 20th and 27th at RP. Come root for me if you have the time! ;D [Appreciated]
Work if the SSA calls me up!!
Prepare for special occasions that're coming up next month!!
Spend more time with usual clique. It's been a year after secondary life and things are going fine. Its going to get better ;D!

Last but not least, try to look out for her..
whenever I have the time..
I am just going that extra mile for her, worth it?! I tell you, its worth it no matter how much effort I put in.
Haha, only she is capable of making me do all these , LOR~~! ;)

For now, Cya!!~

WhineS:
I'm DAMN DAMN HUNGRY NOW LAH!!
HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE 3PM
Till now 3AM THEN BUSY FINISH my stuffs..
Someone pei me go KAP eat LEH~~
SIGHHHHHHHHH~~~

Untitled, just gibberish :D

Good day mates, its early 3.40am and you silly morons must be in bed..

Either sniffing mr.pillow like how addicts sniff glue

Or having that awesome nightmare where a bear sudden charges towards you with a deafening roar which somehow.. makes you wake up and find your mom screaming ard and makes you real

fedup ;P

Oh wells, time to blog! Had steamboat at bugis, some lousy steamboat though that made me eat luncheon meat, dumplings

and fishballs. Stupid china restaurants, NEVER EVER GONNA TRUST THEIR STALLS ANYMORE!!

As well as trusting zh, my beloved bullshit-king. He who promises 7pm, turns up at 8pm with many many excuses, jitao tok me flat flat!! In other words, his lies really beat mine, hands down.

He even brought vodka, for what? No plans no nothing just to let mr drink and start to marikita.. what the hell.

But anyways, his house was fun too, especially playing his PS2. Damn, I didn't sleep the whole night, just kept playing non-stop and whats fun bout the game is that it requires lotsa jabbing on the buttons with ur fingers.

WHOOSH, muscle cramps were invited but its hella fun.

[Note : Zh, nexttime you wanna organise thing, think twice leh knn, still can tell me stress, you wanna organise then you tell me stress, when was it ever not stress to be an event organiser :/]

TADA~!!

Thats me, yeap.. the sage, the zealot, the monk, the boobless nun or the roman king - king andy, the exhalted!

Says : May my people all bow under my armpit and smell its aromatherapy HEH~!

Wahaha, dragonboat was fun indeed, no matter how tough it gets, once VILLANDY[ahemahem, wheres supereve] recovers from the fatigue, he never fails to make trouble hohoho~

Aight, i'm shutting down alr, can't take the pressure whereby my eyelids are battling with my willpower.

Have a good one, cya ard ;)

[EXTRAS] :

HAPPY?? - APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!

Tell me bout da day will ya :)

SECOND DAY OF 2007~~~

Howdy!!

Its back to your most..

Kawaiicumkakoi..

ANDY! ;D

Tada! Today, Me Jo and Nick went to Vivo.

First thing to do.. as usual, Breakfast!!

At 3pm!!

Haha! Hungry like cow lah, turban!!

But everything went well when Nick introduced us to Carl's jr. Some beef fastfood restaurant that makes jumbo beef/chicken burgers!! [NEXTTIME TRY OTHER RESTUARANT!!]

Well, I said SORRY before eating the beef burger.. [ I'm a buddhist and cannot eat beef, but I did :P ]
LOOK AT HOW BIG IT IS LAH!!

NICK MUST STRETCH HIS MOUTH SO WIDE!!

BIG MOUTH SIAAKK!! LOLOL!!

AND JOSEPH GIVING THAT BUAY SONG FACE..

CAUSE..

HE STRETCH HIS MOUTH SO WIDE TILL CRAMP..

then buay tahan!! LMAO!! ROFL!!

[ *hopes* that he doesn't sees this :X ]

[ Its just for laugh, haha don't angry ah! Few know this blog and I believe you're laughing while reading this HEHE.. ]

After that great meal..

We met up with Rod and I settled some stuffs..

Then we followed nick to buy his whatever slippers..

called what braziliano praia..

Haha he bought a black one, hmm.. cool!? :X

Then Jo chanced upon this cap!

LOL!! Whats funny is that he said..

Joseph : Wah, Guohao, *in chinese* You give this to your ah gong he confirm love you [or something liddat]

LOLOL!! Give to ah gong as in.. Japanese Occupation that period and how your ancestors got tortured and hated the Japs..

Me : jitao LMAO!!

Crap lah Jo, haha but it was hilarious..

HAHA!!

Kk

It's just some random picture

And..

..

..
..
..

..

..

Tada!! HANDSOME SIAK!!

LOOK AT..

Joseph preparing to represent..

Singapore for Basketball

One on one

Freestyle

National standard..

LOL!! seriously, he look like SAFASFASD in that colour..

And look damn "HAHA" in that! HAHAHA!!

Crappy shit.. Then we headed to westmall cause Jo needed a ear piece. No luck, but guess he'll continue searching..

Ah I met my old teachers.. tuition teachers and they said ..

You look much taller.. [ Of course ;D ]

More mature.. [ WHAT THE FFFFFF!! ]

Smooth skin [ I told you so , ellis!! ]

Less aggressive and more happy [ Haha, thats nice to hear ]

Was I really that aggressive lasttime?! Hmm, guys out there, if I was, very very sorry eh.. haha.

Went to market for dinner and saw claypot girl.. weets!

PICTURE OF THE DAY!!

Hey,

remember that rat..

that always went..

An do rei an do rei yee baa yee baa!!

HAHA!!

Well, the hat's nice

NICK PLEASE DON'T NICE TRY ME THANK YOU!!

Later~ .. andoreiandoreiyeebaayeebaa :P!

HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

Well, theres so much 2006 memories..
That I couldn't part with..
And brought em along with me..

To 2007 :)

2007's going to be a year..
Thats filled with suprises, even more laughter and great great memories!!

And I'm gonna make em happen!!

Well, I'm sorry for all those bad attitude I shown to you guys out there. Hope that I'm forgiven.

Well, Smooth year ahead DUDES!

Hey the usual clique I hang out with..

Want to share money and buy a video cam. We could have a year end review thats filled with laughters and memories that stay with us forever. Steady one tell me.

Good day my friends :) [1st january]