Saturday, May 03, 2008

It was beautiful and simple, as great swindles are.

Thats john, again, the retarded guy with the most powderful words.
It influences and it corrupts.
Let me tell you more about it :

First skill : You think you cool, you think you roxs? You sucks. Effect : Makes one cornered by his words cause he will penetrate your ego with his words and make you feel sad.

Second skill : ah zhua gong leh? Effect : When skill is turn on, no matter what damage you do to him verbally is useless, cause he'll become stupid x10 and don't understand you at all.

Third skill : Tell me more about coolness? or coldness? Effect : Makes you in a state of mind when you have to think of how hard is the link between coolness and coldness and you got so irritated and feel stupid talking to such a guy and "opponent" tends to become "emo"

Passive skill : UHHHHHHHHHHH~~!! ( high pitch ) Effect : Surrounding area people will lose focus and feel weak to attack, making the user strongest during the few seconds of effect. Only a 10% chance to activate, yet still dangerous.

Ultimate skill : YAY MAN, C'MON MAN! Effect : "WARNING!" Corrupts and makes an area of people to go chaotic, losing their concentration and going bonkers. Very deadly and hard to avoid. Its better to not provoke him to use it O_O?!

Next, 's Shawn, or Sean.
The most lazy guy, yet hardworking.
Likes to metamorphosis into Ah Wang and call people ai da ge, or fei da ge or anything.
Self taking photos is one of his hobby and he loves to sing.
Okay, nothing much to describe bout him, but he seem to not push himself much nowadays, wonder why I blog bout him, maybe I need people to tell him to push harder rather than wasting his time coming to training and just train normally.

Okay,

people, the second guy you don't wanna miss.

Yes, its alvin pang. Your favourite guy to go out with.
1) He loves to use the head of the paddle, and poke your asshole to make you feel horny and happy, especially john.
2) He loves to sing songs to make people laugh, especially pk.
3) He loves to instigate people to find problem with my brother. Okay, alvin you better stop "playing" my brother.
4) Dota, he'll thrash you flat flat, cause he got his skills from his shi
-fu, aka john, the master of rogueknight, drowranger and venomancer.
5) Last but not least, He likes to compare his chest with john, and comment on his sharp "breast".

LOLOL, if you have any enquires bout him, like wanting to know his number and such, please let me know,
I'm glad to help. :D

So how's today like for me: [its late so im cutting short, I need sleep, incase I need to go support rachel for her stupid bowling compy, at yishun, WTF?!]
Rushed down to take mrt to meet john at JE. Met up with alvin and crapped till outram when someone told me that I have a [_____________________________________________] so long grasshopper on my bed which every didn't dare to go near to me, on my bag. Sia lah, super scary I tell you I scare it jump on my
head lah please! but yeah, it didnt and I kept telling people to go

away from me incase the grasshopper jumped onto em and create a scene. Haha! John the fucking humji kia, kena nuked by alvin with " You so big size scare of grasshopper " LOLOL!! I kept turning my bag towards him and disturb him, he say the grasshopper was at the nearest to him and keep looking at him, so he super scare! LOL, he added on with, " You come my here stand lah, you know that kind of feeling,scary sia! " LOLOL Yeah, anws the grasshopper was good and didn't hop around till we alighted at kallang and john killed it, with his mighty swing of the paddle. WTF LOL, he really brainless one, killing such a sacred insect. Okay, it's a sacred insect to me. Then my friends told me that it might be my ahgong, he came to see me before the 49 days are over. But I think my ahgong's spirit should be smart enough to get out of the grasshopper body before john killed it. Then during training a hornet flew onto me and ya, might be my ahgong also. Then lastly, back at kallang mrt, on the way home, I saw a moth, maybe a butterfly, standing on those circle metal pieces for the blind to notice their direction. I guess, my ahgong just wanted to see me, see how am I doing and such before he really leaves to heaven. Goodluck ahgong, I promise you I'll lead a good life, and a honest one.

To bed, night, training at 2pm, 8am at orchid country club to support, wah this is busy-life-style-man! hehe, later~

Labels : Happenings, friends.