I'll climb mountains, be it by feet, by hands, or by a single chin-dig movement.

If my call doesn't work...

I'll text you via whatsapp.

If whatsapp is unavailable, I'll viber, if not I'll twitter, or I'll tango, or line, or wechat..

Or I'll spend <$1 per SMS 

And if those are unavailable..

I'll write you emails, until they become junk mails.

Or lastly, snail mail.

Until the day you forgive and trust in me again. 

Yours sincerely,

ALGH